DISPATCH RETURNS TO FIND SOGGY BOTTOM COUNTY HAS CHANGED
The Dispatch has been quiet, but Soggy Bottom County certainly hasn't. The cousins have new House names, Boon Creek has arrived, and one hunting trip did not go according to...
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Apparently the trip to Shirley’s Beauty Shop had a purpose. Dixie Knox and Scarlett Sunday had a beauty pageant to get to — and in Soggy Bottom County, beauty is a practical skill.
The County Hardware Graphic Sweatshirt brings the whole incident to life: Dixie and Scarlett arrive in full pageant gowns, crowns and their unforgettable big hair, armed with a pipe wrench and a plunger while one very tired judge scores them on Poise, Presentation and Practical Skills.
Look closely and you may even spot a familiar little crowned troublemaker who apparently followed them from Shirley’s. 🐒
Product Details
Sand crewneck sweatshirt
Unisex fit
Full-color vintage-inspired distressed graphic
Dixie Knox of West of Trouble + Scarlett Sunday of Pretty Little Riot
Printed in-house at Soggy Bottom of the South Boutique
Made to order using blanks we have on hand
Designed and printed right here in Soggy Bottom County
Care Instructions
Turn inside out before washing. Machine wash cold with like colors. Use mild detergent. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
Collection: West of Trouble
Because apparently in Soggy Bottom County, showing up to a hardware store in a crown and formal gown is perfectly reasonable — as long as you brought the right tools.
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FROM THE DESK OF MABEL JUNE PICKETT
Ten cousins came home. One unusual inheritance changed everything. Now Mabel June Pickett is keeping up with the news, rumors, questionable decisions—and everything the cousins would rather keep out of print.
The Dispatch has been quiet, but Soggy Bottom County certainly hasn't. The cousins have new House names, Boon Creek has arrived, and one hunting trip did not go according to...
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