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Electric Cowgirl — County Hardware Graphic Sweatshirt
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Apparently the trip to Shirley’s Beauty Shop had a purpose. Dixie Knox and Scarlett Sunday had a beauty pageant to get to — and in Soggy Bottom County, beauty is a practical skill.
The County Hardware Graphic Sweatshirt brings the whole incident to life: Dixie and Scarlett arrive in full pageant gowns, crowns and their unforgettable big hair, armed with a pipe wrench and a plunger while one very tired judge scores them on Poise, Presentation and Practical Skills.
Look closely and you may even spot a familiar little crowned troublemaker who apparently followed them from Shirley’s. 🐒
Product Details
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Sand crewneck sweatshirt
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Unisex fit
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Full-color vintage-inspired distressed graphic
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Dixie Knox of Electric Cowgirl + Scarlett Sunday of Pretty Little Riot
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Printed in-house at Soggy Bottom of the South Boutique
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Made to order using blanks we have on hand
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Designed and printed right here in Soggy Bottom County
Care Instructions
Turn inside out before washing. Machine wash cold with like colors. Use mild detergent. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
Collection: Electric Cowgirl
Because apparently in Soggy Bottom County, showing up to a hardware store in a crown and formal gown is perfectly reasonable — as long as you brought the right tools.
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